Modern cloud-native developer environments are fantastic. Frameworks like .NET Aspire have revolutionized local development by providing a unified developer dashboard, automatic service discovery, and OTLP telemetry collection. But what happens when it's time to deploy your microservice topology on-premises? If your target is IIS on Windows Server or a systemd service on Linux , you've likely realized that deploying the standard .NET Aspire stack on-prem is a complex puzzle. There is no native h