Your Serverless Is Lying To You About Scale! Introduction The promise of serverless computing is irresistible: infinite scalability, pay-per-use, and zero operational overhead. We've eagerly embraced platforms like AWS Lambda, Google Cloud Run, and Azure Container Apps, pushing them to scale horizontally with unprecedented agility. Yet, a recent surge in backend outages tells a different story. The culprit isn't typically the compute layer, but a silent, often overlooked bottleneck: database con